I cut out the crotch area of my panties so my boyfriend could finger me in computer class. (yeah trashy I know)
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Beaver outta the Bag! - Thats Embarrassing!!
I cut out the crotch area of my panties so my boyfriend could finger me in computer class. (yeah trashy I know)
Mistaken Identity
My Family and I were on vacation with my boyfriend when we checked into the hotel. My boyfriend and I had one room and my parents and sister had the other one.
Caught in the act - Thats Embarrassing!!
Ok this happened to me when i was 13. me and my BF were going out for like 11 and a half months so we decided to "do it." well thing got a lil out of hand and i ended up doing more than i planned for.
Untangle us!
I'm a 25 year old gothic female. One night a group of friedns asked me to go clubbing, i didnt have work the next day so i accepted. So i'm at home getting ready. I had my hair down, make up fixed and i was wearing a short plastic skirt with a plastic bra and black fishnet shirt so i was set to go!
Thats The Wrong Video! - Thats Embarrassing!!
One day I had to bring in a video that I did for health class on safe sex. The video had to be a scene where you and the people in your group reject offers of sex.
Watching the dirty...
I didn't learn about sex the regular way...like from your mom or the school...no I learned from porn. I was 12 when I saw my first porn movie and every night I would get up late to go watch it. Well I invited my sister to watch with me one night also...she was 9.Well in one of the porn flicks it shows this woman masturbating so I thought I would try...which made me want to watch porn all the time...
"Man's Best Friend" - Thats Embarrassing!!
I am a 26 year old athletically fit male whom resides alone in a quiet neighborhood. This past summer I decided to take a dip in my pool. It is not uncommon that I do not wear a bathing suit, as my yard is surrounded with large trees and a fence.
Too much relaxing during anal!! - Thats Embarrassing!!
dating him and half a year later, he keeps begging me for ass action. We tried a few times but it hurt too much to go on.
Nothing Mother!! - Thats Embarrassing!!
Well in my freshman year of high school I had a boyfriend that all the girls wanted. He was a 17 year old senior and he had the greatest body ever. I felt like I was the hottest girl in school.
Easy sin of masturbation brings loads of money
Everybody has heard the story of Onan the Shepherd who misspent his semen for obnoxious purposes.
Barack Obama’s grandfather ate Polish missionary, ministers in Poland joke
Anna Kournikova kicks Enrique Iglesias out because of dogs
Monday, May 23, 2011
My Fun Story
A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:
- It's dark here.
- Yes it is.
- I've got a soccer ball.
- That's nice.
- Do you want to buy it?
Facts About Old Men and Women
Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?
A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.
Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?
Duck Hunting
He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.
The Bar Story
This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death.
Adventurous Dining
A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
woman who loves a fish
Once-upon-a-time, there was a young woman who fell in love with a fish. This caused her parents some embarrassment when they went to church. When her father had found out he screamed "What do you mean she's dating a fish!".
"He's not an ordinary fish dear, he's one of those anthropomorphic fish, the kind that talk and take on human characteristics"
"Does he have a job?"
$200 Bucks It Is...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Too Many Fires
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.
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